I was inspired today by Plaguegirl's Haiku Entry. I asked someone in I know in Vancouver (who I have known for six years, talk to frequently, have an interesting history with yet STILL have failed to write about here) to attempt an all-afternoon haiku conversation by email.
-----Original Message----- What we can do here Is have a conversation Strictly in haiku! �
-----Original Message----- But this poetic form Is not to speak with But to paint a picture �
-----Original Message----- Six-five-six? I thought It was like, five-seven-five! Alternate haiku? �
-----Original Message----- You are fucking right I got it all wrong this time It's five-seven-five �
-----Original Message----- Well, I'm often right Can't be helped, 'cause I'm the best The best at nothing �
-----Original Message----- Hey, but oral sex You seem to be the best, yeah It gave me wild dreams �
-----Original Message----- Oh, you are SO good! That's what I wanted to hear! Wild dreams? Tell me more... �
-----Original Message----- Replaying the scene Of your cushiony lips, here In between my legs �
-----Original Message----- You will never know how it feels to remove the panty barrier � Or to sip�the dew from the flowers petals or inhaling�the scent� �
-----Original Message----- I could try someday To find a willing woman And see for myself �
-----Original Message----- We never discussed it Your predilections for change A diff'rent sex path �
-----Original Message----- Did I tell you that I had kissed my best girl friend? She did not like it �
-----Original Message----- Never mentioned it Did she remain your best friend? After you kissed her? �
-----Original Message----- It was Annie Lee She feared being a lesbian So she stopped dead cold �
-----Original Message----- She�stopped the kissing? She's lucky, having kissed you. She stopped the friendship? �
-----Original Message----- She stopped the kissing We stayed friends from that time and Never kissed again �
-----Original Message----- You're a dirty girl But that's the way I like it You know what I mean? �
-----Original Message----- You mean naughty girl You don't benefit from it That's the way it is �
-----Original Message----- I do benefit In any case. I imagine Anything I want. �
-----Original Message----- That is the best part Tell me what you imagine As I just told you �
-----Original Message----- About you? That could get a little�distracting I'll give it a go... �
-----Original Message----- It is a fun game And I want to hear you say Things otherwise moot �
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Message----- I have thought about taking you in cubicles, tables or closets. � It's desperate and frantic, getting your pants off Eyes are everywhere � But passion rules us Job security�out the window, it's intense � It's nothing next to how it could be in private I'd like that a lot � Is this what you were expecting from me? Or is it too much info? �
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Message----- Niagara Falls Are in my panties right now This�matches my thoughts � It is enough fuel For me to have fun tonight As I think of you �
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Message----- I have left myself alone for days now, but that may end. It's your fault. � I need papers, a book, or bag, to conceal the stiffness in my pants. �
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Message----- I hope we can have Similar haiku session Every month or so � The look: hot The feel: stiff The taste: ;) ________________________ |
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