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Wednesday, Apr. 09, 2003 - 11:06 p.m.
Hot Haiku

I was inspired today by Plaguegirl's Haiku Entry. I asked someone in I know in Vancouver (who I have known for six years, talk to frequently, have an interesting history with yet STILL have failed to write about here) to attempt an all-afternoon haiku conversation by email.

-----Original Message-----
From: JonasParker
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 1:47 PM
To:
Sylvanas Windrunner
Subject: Want to have some fun??

What we can do here

Is have a conversation

Strictly in haiku!

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Sylvanas Windrunner
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 1:50 PM
To: JonasParker
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

But this poetic form

Is not to speak with

But to paint a picture

 

-----Original Message-----
From: JonasParker
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 1:53 PM
To: Sylvanas Windrunner
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

Six-five-six? I thought

It was like, five-seven-five!

Alternate haiku?

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Sylvanas Windrunner
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 1:57 PM
To: JonasParker
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

You are fucking right

I got it all wrong this time

It's five-seven-five

 

-----Original Message-----
From: JonasParker
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 2:01 PM
To: Sylvanas Windrunner
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

Well, I'm often right

Can't be helped, 'cause I'm the best

The best at nothing

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Sylvanas Windrunner
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 2:03 PM
To: JonasParker
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

Hey, but oral sex

You seem to be the best, yeah

It gave me wild dreams

 

-----Original Message-----
From: JonasParker
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 2:06 PM
To: Sylvanas Windrunner
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

Oh, you are SO good!

That's what I wanted to hear!

Wild dreams? Tell me more...

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Sylvanas Windrunner
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 2:13 PM
To: JonasParker
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

Replaying the scene

Of your cushiony lips, here

In between my legs

 

-----Original Message-----
From: JonasParker
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 2:17 PM
To: Sylvanas Windrunner
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

You will never know

how it feels to remove the

panty barrier

 

Or to sip the dew

from the flowers petals or

inhaling the scent 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Sylvanas Windrunner
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 2:20 PM
To: JonasParker
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

I could try someday

To find a willing woman

And see for myself

 

-----Original Message-----
From: JonasParker
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 2:25 PM
To: Sylvanas Windrunner
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

We never discussed it

Your predilections for change

A diff'rent sex path

 

-----Original Message-----
From: JonasParker
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 2:35 PM
To: Sylvanas Windrunner
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

Did I tell you that

I had kissed my best girl friend?

She did not like it

 

-----Original Message-----
From: JonasParker
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 2:35 PM
To: Sylvanas Windrunner
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

Never mentioned it

Did she remain your best friend?

After you kissed her?

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Sylvanas Windrunner
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 2:37 PM
To: JonasParker
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

It was Annie Lee

She feared being a lesbian

So she stopped dead cold

 

-----Original Message-----
From: JonasParker
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 2:45 PM
To: Sylvanas Windrunner
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

She stopped the kissing?

She's lucky, having kissed you.

She stopped the friendship?

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Sylvanas Windrunner
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 2:47 PM
To: JonasParker
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

She stopped the kissing

We stayed friends from that time and

Never kissed again

 

-----Original Message-----
From: JonasParker
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 2:52 PM
To: Sylvanas Windrunner
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

You're a dirty girl

But that's the way I like it

You know what I mean?

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Sylvanas Windrunner
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 2:57 PM
To: JonasParker
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

You mean naughty girl

You don't benefit from it

That's the way it is

 

-----Original Message-----
From: JonasParker
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 3:03 PM
To: Sylvanas Windrunner
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

I do benefit

In any case. I imagine

Anything I want.

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Sylvanas Windrunner
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 3:05 PM
To: JonasParker
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

That is the best part

Tell me what you imagine

As I just told you

 

-----Original Message-----
From: JonasParker
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 3:09 PM
To: Sylvanas Windrunner
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

About you? That could

get a little distracting

I'll give it a go...

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Sylvanas Windrunner
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 3:16 PM
To: JonasParker
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??
 

It is a fun game

And I want to hear you say

Things otherwise moot

 

-----Original Message-----
From: JonasParker
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 3:30 PM
To: Sylvanas Windrunner
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

I have thought about

taking you in cubicles,

tables or closets.

 

It's desperate and

frantic, getting your pants off

Eyes are everywhere

 

But passion rules us

Job security out the

window, it's intense

 

It's nothing next to

how it could be in private

I'd like that a lot

 

Is this what you were

expecting from me? Or is

it too much info?

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Sylvanas Windrunner
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 3:40 PM
To: JonasParker
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

Niagara Falls

Are in my panties right now

This matches my thoughts

 

It is enough fuel

For me to have fun tonight

As I think of you

 

-----Original Message-----
From: JonasParker
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 3:51 PM
To: Sylvanas Windrunner
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

I have left myself

alone for days now, but that

may end. It's your fault.

 

I need papers, a

book, or bag, to conceal the

stiffness in my pants.

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Sylvanas Windrunner
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 4:12 PM
To: JonasParker
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

I hope we can have

Similar haiku session

Every month or so

 

0 scrawls at the end of this hall

The look: hot
The feel: stiff
The taste: ;)
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