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Wednesday, Apr. 09, 2003 - 11:06 p.m.
Hot Haiku

I was inspired today by Plaguegirl's Haiku Entry. I asked someone in I know in Vancouver (who I have known for six years, talk to frequently, have an interesting history with yet STILL have failed to write about here) to attempt an all-afternoon haiku conversation by email.

-----Original Message-----
From: JonasParker
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 1:47 PM
To:
Sylvanas Windrunner
Subject: Want to have some fun??

What we can do here

Is have a conversation

Strictly in haiku!

-----Original Message-----
From: Sylvanas Windrunner
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 1:50 PM
To: JonasParker
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

But this poetic form

Is not to speak with

But to paint a picture

-----Original Message-----
From: JonasParker
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 1:53 PM
To: Sylvanas Windrunner
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

Six-five-six? I thought

It was like, five-seven-five!

Alternate haiku?

-----Original Message-----
From: Sylvanas Windrunner
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 1:57 PM
To: JonasParker
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

You are fucking right

I got it all wrong this time

It's five-seven-five

-----Original Message-----
From: JonasParker
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 2:01 PM
To: Sylvanas Windrunner
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

Well, I'm often right

Can't be helped, 'cause I'm the best

The best at nothing

-----Original Message-----
From: Sylvanas Windrunner
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 2:03 PM
To: JonasParker
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

Hey, but oral sex

You seem to be the best, yeah

It gave me wild dreams

-----Original Message-----
From: JonasParker
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 2:06 PM
To: Sylvanas Windrunner
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

Oh, you are SO good!

That's what I wanted to hear!

Wild dreams? Tell me more...

-----Original Message-----
From: Sylvanas Windrunner
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 2:13 PM
To: JonasParker
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

Replaying the scene

Of your cushiony lips, here

In between my legs

-----Original Message-----
From: JonasParker
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 2:17 PM
To: Sylvanas Windrunner
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

You will never know

how it feels to remove the

panty barrier

Or to sip�the dew

from the flowers petals or

inhaling�the scent

-----Original Message-----
From: Sylvanas Windrunner
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 2:20 PM
To: JonasParker
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

I could try someday

To find a willing woman

And see for myself

-----Original Message-----
From: JonasParker
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 2:25 PM
To: Sylvanas Windrunner
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

We never discussed it

Your predilections for change

A diff'rent sex path

-----Original Message-----
From: JonasParker
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 2:35 PM
To: Sylvanas Windrunner
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

Did I tell you that

I had kissed my best girl friend?

She did not like it

-----Original Message-----
From: JonasParker
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 2:35 PM
To: Sylvanas Windrunner
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

Never mentioned it

Did she remain your best friend?

After you kissed her?

-----Original Message-----
From: Sylvanas Windrunner
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 2:37 PM
To: JonasParker
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

It was Annie Lee

She feared being a lesbian

So she stopped dead cold

-----Original Message-----
From: JonasParker
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 2:45 PM
To: Sylvanas Windrunner
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

She�stopped the kissing?

She's lucky, having kissed you.

She stopped the friendship?

-----Original Message-----
From: Sylvanas Windrunner
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 2:47 PM
To: JonasParker
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

She stopped the kissing

We stayed friends from that time and

Never kissed again

-----Original Message-----
From: JonasParker
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 2:52 PM
To: Sylvanas Windrunner
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

You're a dirty girl

But that's the way I like it

You know what I mean?

-----Original Message-----
From: Sylvanas Windrunner
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 2:57 PM
To: JonasParker
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

You mean naughty girl

You don't benefit from it

That's the way it is

-----Original Message-----
From: JonasParker
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 3:03 PM
To: Sylvanas Windrunner
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

I do benefit

In any case. I imagine

Anything I want.

-----Original Message-----
From: Sylvanas Windrunner
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 3:05 PM
To: JonasParker
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

That is the best part

Tell me what you imagine

As I just told you

-----Original Message-----
From: JonasParker
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 3:09 PM
To: Sylvanas Windrunner
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

About you? That could

get a little�distracting

I'll give it a go...

-----Original Message-----
From: Sylvanas Windrunner
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 3:16 PM
To: JonasParker
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

It is a fun game

And I want to hear you say

Things otherwise moot

-----Original Message-----
From: JonasParker
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 3:30 PM
To: Sylvanas Windrunner
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

I have thought about

taking you in cubicles,

tables or closets.

It's desperate and

frantic, getting your pants off

Eyes are everywhere

But passion rules us

Job security�out the

window, it's intense

It's nothing next to

how it could be in private

I'd like that a lot

Is this what you were

expecting from me? Or is

it too much info?

-----Original Message-----
From: Sylvanas Windrunner
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 3:40 PM
To: JonasParker
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

Niagara Falls

Are in my panties right now

This�matches my thoughts

It is enough fuel

For me to have fun tonight

As I think of you

-----Original Message-----
From: JonasParker
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 3:51 PM
To: Sylvanas Windrunner
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

I have left myself

alone for days now, but that

may end. It's your fault.

I need papers, a

book, or bag, to conceal the

stiffness in my pants.

-----Original Message-----
From: Sylvanas Windrunner
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 4:12 PM
To: JonasParker
Subject: RE: Want to have some fun??

I hope we can have

Similar haiku session

Every month or so

0 scrawls at the end of this hall

The look: hot
The feel: stiff
The taste: ;)
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