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Friday, Jun. 21, 2002 - 4:40 p.m.
Cool Names

I have decided that I am going to create a compilation of band names that I think are cool, or would be cool if they existed. Another list will be porn titles that are either real, or will be real (in my opinion) or should be real. Here we go:

Porn titles:

Black Cock Up
Men in Black Women
Backside to the Future
Armaheadon
The Whore of the Rings
Cherry Popper and the Philosopher's Bone
Snatch
The Best Little Whorehouse in California
Forrest Cum
Foreskin Gump
Forrest Hump
White Men Can Hump
White Men Can't Hump
Shaft
Romancing the Bone
Face Down, Ass Up (that's the way we like to fuck)
The Devil In Miss Jones
Girls Who (insert graphic sexual activity here) I think the most popular version of this is "Girls Who Suck Cock and Eat Cum". That title just makes me laugh every time I think of it. And I think of it just often enough so that it remains funny. The has all the charm of a Chinese movie title.
My Best Friend's Bedding
Edward Penishands
Rambone
The Penetrator
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Star Wars
Episode I: The Phantom Penis
Episode II: Attack of the Bones
Episode IV: A New Hump
Episode V: The Empire Likes Crack
Episode VI: Return of the Headi

That's just a start. As for the band names, I only have time for a few right now. Try and guess which ones are real and which I made up!

Band Names:

The Factory Seconds*
Chixdiggit!*
Godspeed, You Black Emperor*
Les Colocs
Ludwig van 88
Groovy Aardvark
Mjolnir
Deuces, Aces, One-Eyed Faces
Fearless Freep
Toad, the Wet Sprocket
The Other Blue Meat
Booger Flakes
The Monkey Spankers, or The Spanked Monkeys or Spank Your Monkey
Poona the Fuckdog*
Edwin and the Bedouins
The Best Fucking Band You've Ever Seen
Random Walk*
Rage Against The Machine
They Might Be Giants
Jerm Warfare
Planeticide
Spin Doctors
Cherry Poppin' Daddies
Golddigger and Sugardaddy*
The Sugardaddies
Porn Flakes*
Special Interest Group*
Bunchoffuckinggoofs*
The Brian Mulroneys*
The Vaginal Croutons

Also, from LadeeLeroy:

Clipped Wings of a Pegasus
Broken Unicorn Legs*
Stop Punching Me**
The Dixie Cups*
Oasis II
My Arms Are On Fire
Shoe Rack of Doom Mammary of Love
Mo' Fixins'
Your Baby's Daddy's Favorite Band
We're So Gay
Boog Chill
Scratch N' Sniff This*
My Arms Are On Fire But My Hands Are Okay
Inside Of Lunchbox Smell*
The Dried Up Dry Erase Markers*
Jem!'s Lackeys
Temps With A Hobby
Mascotless
Curdled Milk Punks*
Favorite Dead Pets*
Nancy Druids
Ow. My Arms Really Hurt From All That Fire
Save Kansas!
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Ficuses of Fury
Love Reaming*

-*I particularly like these ones.
-** My favourite.

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