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Quote of the day: I want to kill myself, but be around to see the reaction. 0 scrawls at the end of this hallThe look: The feel: The taste: ________________________ Thursday, May. 01, 2003 - 8:27 a.m. Swords and swordsmen From some fairly reliable sources, it seems to me that a great many women actually prefer larger dicks over smaller ones. (Some REALLY prefer larger dicks.) This isn't much of a surprise, but something I wanted to "confirm". I am told that the average guy is just under 6 inches long (I don't know how thick). I won't say exactly what my size is, but to hear women talk, you'd think that most guys had micropenis. Being humble and suspicious, I automatically think that these women are being unnecessarily flattering (much like those who fake orgasms) when they go on about the size of my own dick. I used to try to ignore this, being convinced that I am nothing special in that regard, and I still think this to some extent. I have learned to accept those compliments graciously, sometimes while slamming them from behind and slapping their asses hard. Oh, was that too much information? Compliments I have no trouble accepting are ones about my hands. They're big, strong and cover a lot of area. They are aesthetically pleasing. If I had to name my best physical feature, I would name my hands. Besides being endlessly versatile (as all normal human hands are), they are just good to look at and be touched/held by. I have a party trick that always goes over well. They say that your arm span is supposed to be your height. When I put the tip of my right middle finger on the ground against a wall and straighten that arm, then extend my left arm as far as I can up the wall, the distance between the tips of my middle fingers is about 6' 6". Each arm is three inches too long! You'd think I'd look more simian than I do. Why is this cool? Because if you're a short woman, then being wrapped up in long arms feels good. You could find the same effect in a guy that 6' 6", but then you're really stretching your neck when you want to look up at him. So, back to cocks. The women I hear about that insist on (or have a strong preference for) very large dicks are almost all larger women. Not fat, just not short and skinny. Women for whom a normal sized dick would not appear to be a club because they aren't tiny and molecular. I guess this makes sense. Larger women have larger parts, and larger parts would feel better in them. For instance, a woman that is 5'1" and 95 pounds is probably going to feel pretty intimidated (skewered) by a thick 9-incher. But if you present the same 9-incher to a woman that is 6'1" and 180 pounds, it'll probably be just fine. More than fine, maybe. But still, even the smaller women like the larger dicks, even if only to look at and fondle. There's a sense of strength with a large, hard dick, I think. That's probably why men are so hung up on it. (Of course, I wouldn't know for sure. I know that it isn't a concern for me and my friends, but apparently we aren't like most other guys.) We are supposed to be strong, in control, yadda-yadda, so dick quality is a big issue. Someone mentioned to me that women who prefer big dicks are as superficial as men who only go for big-titted women. I disagree. You can't usually see what a man is packing, and the states can be pretty extreme. Women tell me that sometimes they see a flaccid cock only two inches long turn into a monster snake. That's insane. I almost wish that it was as obvious as what women are packing, because then we would be at the same page in that respect. So, assuming that everything else is good enough (the guy knows how to wield it, he doesn't smell bad, etc.) it appears as though bigger is better. Of course, if the swordsman isn't that good, or if the sword isn't sharp, or too heavy, it might be better to go with the guy with the rapier instead of the broadsword. Someone just yesterday had an opinion on swordswallowing. I told her that I recently had the best head of my life. She asked me why it was so good. It was because she didn't overextend herself. She concentrated on the head and her teeth weren't ever a problem. Lots of lip and tongue action, and the sucking was at an appropriate level. Pretty simple, right? The headgiver could not really see why so many women had a problem with it. Every woman I encounter says that she is pretty good at it. Maybe I'm just difficult. That's a pretty bold claim to make, anyway. "Most guys get off when I'm blowing them. There must be something wrong with you." Well, that's not what most of them imply, but some do. The truth is that they aren't THAT good. It must be the belief among men and women that guys are so easy to satisfy that you could shave your teeth into points still get the guy off. The woman from yesterday also doesn't seem to understand why most women are so grossed out by swallowing. All I can say is that I wouldn't necessarily want to do it. She seems to wonder what the point of finishing a guy with your mouth is if you're not going to deal with it. Now because most women won't deal with cum (swallow), whenever a woman does, it feels very gratifying. I don't think this is too hard to understand, but it's the stuff you consider easy to understand that is most difficult to explain. Let's see...Swallowing is a very intimate thing. It tells me not only that she is kinky, a dirty girl, but that if she is willing to accept that part of me, then must really like me. She might even have a certain devotion to me. It sounds really silly when you type it out, but it's quite profound. Also, it's rather interesting to see that there are some women who will do what they do in porn flicks. Next entry: pussies, and then if she is good, something about anal stimulation. (My google hits should get interesting now.) Hey Alex, I'll settle for a good related story, too! Also, how would you react to this? 1 scrawls at the end of this hallThe look: The feel: The taste: ________________________ |
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